That Shatnerian Look of TAO Parenthood

"If you don't trust the Small People,
you make them untrustworthy.

This is because they ARE untrustworthy,

especially around fire and balloons and tape and broken glass...
well, it's a long list."

                             ~The Tao of Da-da

The Shatnerian Khaaantacular

This -- Khaaan! -- is still one of the best things on the 'net -- esp. as it spawned...The Shatnerian Khaantacular.