Minister of Low Hanging Fruit Tuesday: LSD and Radiation = Bad Meat Recall?

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Just a quick connect-the-dots post. Da-da saw the below news item about an animal rendering plant in Northern California being shut down by the FDA:

Beef recall millions: 8.7 million pounds meat recalled, plant shut down

Then Da-da saw this:

Florida Family Hospitalized After Eating LSD-Laced Steak Bought At Walmart


Either that, or the FDA closure has something to do with this (from 2012):

California Slammed With Radiation:
Fukushima Radiation Plume Hits California

All those West Coast cows have been eating hot grass for quite some time now. Both radiation- and LSD-infused meat would cause the FDA to be mum on the subject. Da-da hates living in the future.

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