That OBSOLETE Look of Parenthood

Alas, Da-da discovered this on his toe this morning. New Da-da's on the market apparently last longer,
use way less resources, and sync up automatically with most networks. They're also a lot simpler.
Da-da's... well, COMPLEX. And while he's still an old pull-starter model, O the torque...

The PARENTAL TARDIS and YOU

What's all this, then? Da-da is actually a PARENTAL TARDIS: he parents bigger on the inside than on the outside. That's a real shirt, btw, available through ThinkGeek. Da-da wants one.
(Note: Da-da receives no compensation for saying that. Sniff.)

A Sign Unto You

Guess Da-da's yelling parenting was disturbing the neighbors.

Parenting Gestures You Can Use (#3 in a Series)

Parentwise, this is about as self-explanatory as it gets.