Why Da-da Wears Bandages

Once you've reproduced, you start to slowly vanish -- some more than others.
(Yet another reason Da-da wears bandages.)

That OBSOLETE Look of Parenthood

Alas, Da-da discovered this on his toe this morning. New Da-da's on the market apparently last longer,
use way less resources, and sync up automatically with most networks. They're also a lot simpler.
Da-da's... well, COMPLEX. And while he's still an old pull-starter model, O the torque...