Da-da's Theory of T-Day Relativity

Theorem 1 (General Relativity): Aunt Gertrude's mass times the speed of light
would represent an awesome number if we could ever get her in the door.
(Ok, it's Da-da with a wig. Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

That Pre-Holiday Look of Parenthood

Here come the relatives. Lock up the booze.

Da-da Doesn't Know About the Rest of You...

...but it's freakin' WWIII at Da-da's house (what's left of it), since Bronko and Nagurski are home for winter break. Anyone with a helicopter and tranquilizer gun are encouraged to stop by and drink all of Da-da's booze if he can borrow your kid-stunning equipment.