Showing posts with label eyes in the back of my head. Show all posts
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23.9.11

Your Autumnal Equinox Calibration Results

SNAP CRACKLE POP... ow.

Yup, Da-da's compass needle pointed directly east into the rising sun this equinoctial juncture, confirming this, our 5+ billionth equinox for planet earth. And of course after staring into the rising sun for too long in the interests of science, Da-da's eyes burned to a crisp, were powdered and are now being marketed in Japan as a combo soporific/prophyllactic. But don't worry, Da-da can still see, after a fashion, and you'll be happy to know he's also decided to go into politics...

Hey, you kids...
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