2.11.13

Like it or Not...


...it's the holidays. Break out the BIG UNDERPANTS.


2 comments:

alanborky said...

Da-Da the British press were full of a story the other day 'bout a guy runnin' a somethin' like £2 million per annum business providin' raw chicken to certain famous brand chicken servin' emporiums.

According to one account he had plenty o' toilets right next to the preparation areas to expedite things but no other running water or washing facilities whatsoever.

If the staff wanted to clean their knives though there were plenty o' underpants!

It also reminds me of me Dad try'n'o speed up the dryin' of his favourite undies.

Think o' that *favourite* underpants and all it implies...

...so put 'em on the toaster alongside his toast and nearly burnt the bleedin' 'ouse down.

I don't know which was funnier the sound of his posh plummy British public schoolboy type voice emoting from somewhere deep in the smoke "Fuck me the bastarding things're incinerated!"

Or his attempt to convince the rest of us the blackened charcoaled melted plastic rags remaining were still wearable.

A Man Called Da-da said...

We wear the underpants we toasted in life.

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