TIME for a Little Holiday Fear!

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Take a look at these TIME Magazine covers for December 5, 2011, by region. Notice anything?

Just to state the obvious, ANXIETY is a euphemism for FEAR. TIME Magazine is thus blatantly telling North America that, "FEAR IS GOOD FOR YOU." What TIME is missing is that actually HORROR is good for you, as it better prepares you for the future.

C'mon, America, stop screaming and just fall into the acid, ok?

Mmmm, Second-hand Smoked Turkey

Da-da likes how they underlined the word TRUST. (Whereas, Da-da underlined, CAPPED AND BOLDED it. NOW whom do you trust?)

Mmmm, the smell of roast turkey and cigarettes... smells like extended family! Yes, Thanksgiving is the time for friends and family... and TAR, lots of TAR. Let the holidays begin!