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Does anyone recall the Second Bush bringing up Gog and Magog with (now former) French President Blacque Jacques Chirac? "Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East," Bush said to Chirac. Later, Chirac wondered, publicly, if everyone in the U.S. was equally mad. Sadly, we still have people with this mindset in government, in multiple countries. Here it is, working in Japan.
Da-da's written about this before, but it's time for that line in the sand, folks, or Da-da's gonna go ape. (Is that apocalyptic?) Yes, it's time for We the People of Earth to officially regard apocalyptic thinking, and especially ACTING OUT on apocalyptic thinking, as what it is: a mental health issue. But wait, there's more.
Da-da posits that it be made illegal for the extollers of apocalyptic ideas to be eligible for any government, public or advisory post in any way, shape or form. You can write about them all you want, and talk about them with your insane little cronies, but you CANNOT hold political office, or whisper in the ears of world leaders.
This act is of course retroactive and applicable to all those who currently hold political, judicial, military and sundry advisory positions. If you think that you need to act to bring about the end of the world for any reason, you need to take a number and have a seat and your rubber room and meds will be made available, shortly.
This goes for all countries. Too many people in too many countries across the millennia have fomented and acted on too many silly end-of-the-world thought systems (which you can review below), hurting countless people across countless generations. Da-da's pretty sure whole planets have been destroyed because this form of mental illness was tolerated -- or worse, exemplified. Apocalyptic thoughts and their thinkers are insane, and wouldn't it be nice to restore sanity to the human race? Having leaders of countries, or their advisors possess and ACT on such such thoughts is officially untolerable. Time for we as a species to put an end to it.
And if someone chimes in with a reference to the Scofield Bible...
Pre-tribulation rapture theology was developed in the 1830s by John Nelson Darby and the Plymouth Brethren,[12] and popularized in the United States in the early 20th century by the wide circulation of the Scofield Reference Bible.[13]...Da-da will become yet another example of mental illness. Folks, this whole RAPTURE thing was invented by a Scottish minister in 1830 and everyone in Scotland thought he was crazy. His silly thoughts only gained traction when they planted themselves in Texas in the '20s. This idea is less than 200 years old. Don't feed it anymore.
As Da-da mentioned, below the giant ape (below) you'll find nearly every historic, footnoted recap of wondrous apocalyptic thinking that failed -- or will fail. However, for those who simply must have the world end so they can have their feet rubbed by slaves in Heaven, it's a foregone conclusion that we're all on a collision course with the Andromeda Galaxy, and that we only have 4-5 million years left in which to build a starship, plot a course for an M-class planet, and get the hell outta here. All the rest of you whackos can STAY and watch the fireworks. Have a nice time.
Indeed, the actual end of the world will occur the next time Da-da turns into a giant ape, WHICH COULD HAPPEN AT ANY MOMENT. Oh, wait...
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(Comprehensive list of apocalyptic dates after the jump. Your future may vary -- a lot.)
