Let's Sum Up, Shall We?

Now that we're getting over this...

...and done this...

...and merged this and this...

...and started absorbing this...

...it's STILL time for this. Mmmm, vibrating butt...

HNY, Everyone

Go into the light.

Da-da Resolves...

...not to make any resolutions. Except for the Kirk-out workout.
"HA-PPY NEW YEAR, HA-PPY NEW YEAR..."

Da-da Resolves...

...to stop levitating furry things. Or to NOT stop levitating furry things. One of those.

Da-da Resolves...

...to work on his trick shots. With his kid-tranquilizer gun. Dressed as a gay mariachi.

Da-da Resolves...

...to pay little or no attention to non-kid-related extracurricular activities.

Da-da Resolves...

...to not be part of any more alien attacks in 2012. No matter how much they pay Da-da. Unless it's a lot.

Da-da Resolves...

...to get all the spiders out of his head in 2012. ALL OF THEM. Except the cute ones.