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This just in...
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Da-da's Melting Core Sheds Light on Mysterious Exo-Parent
[March 26th, 2012 in HeadSpace & Exo-Parenting Today]
Scientists now have evidence that Da-da's core has been dissolving, and the implications stretch far outside typical social conventions.
Da-da might be having a change of heart. Literally.
New simulations suggest that Da-da's rocky core has been liquefying and mixing with the rest of his exo-parent innards, which is pretty gross if you think about it. With this new data, parentologists hope to better explain the recent puzzling discovery of a Da-da reading Shel Silverstein's, The Giving Tree and weeping like a little girl.
"It's a really important piece of the puzzle of trying to figure out what's going on inside Da-da," said long-time Da-da-watcher, John Underdaspants, who's not affiliated with... well, with anything.
