You've heard of the Mancession, o'course. Well, it's true. Now that the U.S. has fallen to the ranks of Second Empire service economy, middle aged men are officially obsolete as women of all ages (and some younger men) are cheaper and better
BUT there is a bright side: a whole new career path in police Santa line-ups! (Hm, which one is Da-da?)
Ok, none of them are Da-da, BUT HE'S JUST AS FOXY. And MAN, Da-da's alien hair transplant worked with a vengeance.
|Foxy Da-da is always foxy. And redundant. And foxy.|