23.6.13

The Case of the Haunted, Revolving Egyptian Statue Mystery SOLVED


LONDON: Curse of the spinning statue! In some eerie news, a 4,000-year-old Egyptian statue has puzzled curators at Manchester museum after the relic started to mysteriously spin 180 degrees on its own.

The 10-inch tall relic, which dates back to 1800 BC, was found in a mummy's tomb and has spent 80 years at the Manchester Museum.

However, in recent weeks, curators were spooked after they kept finding the statue facing the wrong way. Experts decided to monitor the room on time-lapse video and were astonished to see it clearly show the statuette spinning 180 degrees - with nobody going near it.

The statue of a man named Neb-Senu is seen to remain still at night but slowly rotate round during the day, 'Manchester Evening News' reported.

This is an easy one.

You'll notice that the statue only moves during the day as people come and go talking of some old pharoah. It's moving in sympathetic vibration to the foot traffic in and out of the building. Give the statue what we former IT pros call, "LRF support" (Little Rubber Feet) and it will stop moving.

QED.

2 comments:

alanborky said...

Okay maybe but why just that statue and not the smaller ones?

Are their bases different?

Is the larger one specially hollowed out somewhat in the way a bell is in order to encourage ceryain types of frequencies and nopt others.

I mean it surely would've been a wow if the Ancient Egyptian priests could've deliberately manufactured such pieces to do precisely that especially if they had instructions on the rear to the effect "I the mighty God Dad-da turn my holy back on you unless you remember it's your turn to get the first beers in!"

Or "I the mighty God Dad-da turn my holy back on you my little genetic followers on unless you stop try'n'o rig booby traps to fall on me head which consist of heavier and heavier bags of boots etc buckets of bolts and now even abandoned TV sets!"

For yes I Alanborky was once a god too to my little genetic followers on even if they behaved more like worshippers of Set try'n'o turn me into the new Osiris and these days now tower over me much like their bleedin' mother!

A Man Called Da-da said...

Could be a combination of factors. Every object has its own resonant frequency. It could just be the right size and density to react to the ingress/egress foot traffic. We really won't know for sure until the museum installs the LRF Support.

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