|Stage 1.Ahh, that first blush of pregnancy.|
|Stage 2. Ah, that first blush of nausea.|
|Stage 3. Ah, that first ontological SLAM of responsibility.|
|Stage 4. Ah, that second SLAM, often occurring during the post-birth realization|
that comes over you when they make you take that big burrito home.
|Stage 5. Ah, those first 5000 diapers.|
|Stage 6. Ah, that partial realization of life as you know it ending forever.|