Happy T-Day Hot Fusion HORROR

Damn, that smells good.

Da-da's been mixing "the red" with "the yellow" all morning, and pumping it into a fourteen-year-old frozen turkey (as all the others were raptured), the gestalt of which has born strange fruit just in time to thrill... well, somebody. VOILA! 

Poof! Hot fusion! (What? You wanted to eat it, too?)

Enjoy, everyone! Happy Thanksgiving. For those of you in other countries, Happy Thursday! Or Friday. Or whatever the hell day it is. Let the international countdown to Chris-kwanza-ka-nude-year... BEGIN!

Atomic Brussel Sprout Failure! Yaay!

Da-da was up early to energize the fnortner rods (while trying not to burn the articulated whiffletree)...

...waiting for a charge...

...which finally occurred (after Da-da turned HAARP up to 11), but at least we successfully achieved...

...a serious Atomic Brussel Sprout Failure! Hooray!

Da-da's Brussel Sprout Atomization Team celebrates today's utter lack of brussel sprouts! We'll take all our calories in the form of roasted meat and alcohol, thank you.

Happy T-day Everyone!

Mmmm, eating TV dinners and drinking Sterno and watching the Lions lose do their best! Now THAT'S a celebration.

Afterward, we'll see you all at the drive-in! Bring lots of turkey-brussel sprout hoagies and Atoms for Peace! We'll be showing a double-feature of, "PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES" and "NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION." Anyone dressed/resembling John Candy gets in free.