Showing posts with label event horizon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label event horizon. Show all posts

9.3.13

It's Come to This, Mr. Muffin Pants

You always need special java with these recipes... and, well, for every other time.

Yes, it's a post about muffins. MUFFINS.

Someone has obviously been dumping phthalates into Da-da's water supply again, as his testosterone levels must have shrunk to an all-time low FOR HIM TO WRITE ABOUT MUFFINS. Thing is, Da-da likes muffins. He even knows, "the muffin technique." Wouldn't YOU like to know. Damn, can there be an event horizon for men watching children too long??

So, since no one will shoot Da-da, he'll be forced to write about tasty, high-fiber muffins. Feel free to kill Da-da anytime.

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