Dianne Feinstein and the CIA Make Up, 2014-Style

Dianne Frankenfeinstein is ready for her CIA close-up. It's a match made in... well, someplace.

It's Dianne Feinstein vs. The CIA in a No-Holds-Barred GRUDGE MATCH!

In this corner weighing in at a whopping WHO CARES?... it's DIANNE FEINSTEIN!
(Not to be confused with Baron Frankenstein or Professor Umbridge.)

And in this corner... it's THE CIA!  Or is that the NSA?  Huh.  All contenders look the same.
Is Feinstein a Martian, too?

Thoughts For a Small, Developing Planet

If all the people of the world stood on a vast plain facing all the (precious few)
NSA/CIA/Cabal folks of the world, things would change for the better pretty darn quick.

Only Way to Have a Private Conversation These Days

The Cone of Silence. What? THE CONE OF SILENCE! WHAT?!

The Watcheroos ARE HERE

The Watcheroos! Spy on loved ones! Subvert state and federal laws! Poopoo the Constitution!

Hey, kids! The Watcheroos are here! Available in NSA, CIA, FBI, DHS and White House flack flavors! Collect 'em all and TRY to tell the difference! Spy on loved ones! Subvert state and federal laws! Poopoo the Constitution! Be your own worst enemy! Get 'em while supplies last, or until the Motherships arrive. Just in time for Halloween costume pre-game planning.