Beneath the Planet of the Oxymoronic Apes?

Look familiar?

ZA Architects, an architectural firm (no, really), has recently released their design for an underground base on Mars that looks... well...


Mars colinisation from zaarchitects on Vimeo.

Um. Does anyone remember this?

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That's right, it's, "Beneath the Planet of the Apes"! Now THERE's a good design paradigm to base a future world on, huh? Check out the auditorium!

"Um, the minutes from last week's meeting... are the same as the week before that..."

Dang, that looks like fun. Mars is HOMEY, homey!

Be sure not to step on your pet rover! Here, boy!

And when you're not stuck underground, you can check out the frozen water hazard on the ninth hole! "Mars living" will be the latest in a long series of human, paradisiacal oxymorons. If you can say that three times fast, welcome aboard! What are you waiting for? Let's GO to the colonies! The chance to begin again in a golden... er, dun (overdone) land of opportunity and adventure! It's like Phoenix, but without all the heat! And atmosphere. And life. Yay!