|The Tao of Da-da makes bigfoot DANCE.|
To commemorate the future publishing of this series, Da-da is re-releasing a small number of these. Enjoy.
1[Excerpted from Da-da's soon-to-be-published third book, The Tao of Da-da (or "Strong Winds CAN Blow All Day, Depending on How Much Sugar's Been Ingested"). Void where prohibited. If birth control is not to be used, please get lots of sleep in advance.]
The Man Called Da-da that can be told
is not the Eternal Da-da.
The mess that can be cleaned
is not the Eternal Mess.
The unstoppable child is the eternally real.
Naming of the unstoppable child is the origin
of all particular pain and suffering.
Free from children, you realize the mystery.
Caught by children, you see only the manifestations.
Yet mystery and manifestations
arise from the same source.
This source is called Ma-ma.
Ma-ma within darkness:
the gateway to all misunderstanding
about why you did this to yourself in the first place.