The Humbled Da-da or, "APE ON THE SUBWAY"

Da-da just learned of some friends -- older friends who have grown-up children who themselves have with young kids (aged 1, 3 and 5) -- who are doing humanitarian work in Asia WITH THEIR KIDS ALONG. Da-da can barely journey to the grocery store without something catching fire off the shoulder of Orion. Da-da bows humbly and checks to the power. In comparison, Da-da is an ape on the subway.