|The First Rule of Merlin Club...|
THE RULES OF MERLIN CLUB
[Excerpted from, "THE BOOK OF MERLIN: A Journey Through Fur and Loathing" by
A Man Called Da-da, with J. K. Rowling]
1st RULE: You do not stop petting MERLIN.
2nd RULE: YOU DO NOT STOP PETTING MERLIN. (Unless he wants you to. Or you're getting him food.)
3rd RULE: Thou shalt have no other Merlins before MERLIN.
4th RULE: If MERLIN says "PET" or goes limp, pet him until you lose consciousness.
5th RULE: One MERLIN at a time. (No cloning.)
6th RULE: Hand and eye protection. Wear it.
7th RULE: MERLIN will go on as long as He has to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at MERLIN CLUB, you HAVE to pet MERLIN.
|Merlin is merciful.|