Damn straight. I did the stay at home dad bit for a few years & I'm positive that my kids are going to have endless stories about Dad's marathon bowel movements. They're probably amazed that I didn't just crap out my own head during one of them. Little did they realize I was cowering, quivering & whimpering.All at once.Ha! Fooled them!A pathetic low point no doubt.Then, thankfully, I escaped & Mom took over.Sadly, her hair went grey & a nervous tic developed, first, in her right eye, & then both eyes simultaneously. Now, she wanders through the house muttering to herself. When she sees me & a spark of recognition flares in her eyes she slowly backs up shrieking "Keep that dirty penis away from me. I...I...can't bear the consequences anymore...."It's sad.But, as I understand it, quite common amongst parental care-givers.
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