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Da-da's 2013 Quasi-Psycho-Mythopoeic Spokesperson of the... Oh, Whatever


Da-da doesn't know about you, but he's pretty darn daffy about escaping 2012's wrath... as evidenced by all the spinning he's been doing since Tuesday. To commemorate this (the survival, not the spins) and a lot of other things that make little sense, Da-da will now unveil his 2013 runners-up, and of course his 2013 Spokesperson of the Year. Here we go...

Runner-up #1...

Runner-up #1: Gary "Pard" Oldman. He was Da-da's 2012 Spokesperson.

Runner-up #2...

Runner-up #2: Fred "Pard" Astaire.


Runner-up #3...

Runner-up #3: Dalai "Pard" Lama. Hey, is a pattern developing?

Runner-up #4

Runner-up #4: Lee "Pard" Marvin. Ok, Da-da sees it, now.

Runner-up #5...

Runner-up #5: Tilda "Pard" Swinton. A pity she'll be too busy being, "MAME" on Broadway.

Runner-up #6...

Runner-up #6: Oog- "Pard" -Way. Oh, well. There goes the pattern.
(Though Tilda Swinton *will* be playing Oogway in the stage version of "Kung Fu Panda.")

And Da-da's 2013 Spokesperson of the Year is...

2013 Spokesperson of the Year: Dr. Lao. Life is a circus, after all. (And there's a hat again. Huh. Weather changing in 2013?)


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