Triumph of a Man Called Da-Da: Friday's Child is Bitey

6.7.12

Friday's Child is Bitey

It's best to wear shark-proof gloves around Bitey.

Inflicted by A Man Called Da-da

Labels: bitey, count your fingers, friday's child, kids, parenthood in 3-D, satire, shark gloves

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