DA-DA'S RULES OF PILLOW FIGHT CLUB
1st RULE: You do not talk about PILLOW FIGHT CLUB. (Esp. to Ma-ma.)
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about PILLOW FIGHT CLUB. (Jeez, why would you want to?)
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop," or their pillow goes limp, taps out, the pillow fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two pillows to a fight. Or maybe four. But no more than eight.
5th RULE: One pillow fight at a time. Unless it's a tribal thing.
6th RULE: Eye protection. Wear it.
7th RULE: Pillow fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at PILLOW FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
9th RULE: Bring your own pillow.
10th RULE: No cheap shots at Da-da.
____________________________________________________________________
(Rough and tumble pillow t-shirt design by Alex Solis and Philip Tseng can be had HERE for just $12!)
3 comments:
Great rules! I think you have everything covered. But only 2 pillows, well 4, maybe 8, but no more. LOL
Too funny! I'm so glad I hopped over to your blog this evening! I had a great giggle because your rules sound like something wacky I'd think up. Drat! I'll have to keep my eye on you--perhaps you're reading my mind or something!
Again, terrific!
Avery
www.whenasouthernwomanrambles.com
Thanks, gents. A few of these rules actually came about during a real pillow fight that turned mean... then Da-da recalled the Fight Club rules and the parody just fell across Da-da's transom. Or something like that.
Post a Comment