All the Pretty Postmodern Carols: A Smorgasbord (A Mahabharata?) of Uncompromising Musical Parody

All the pretty, postmodern... oh, forget it.

By popular demand, Da-da has tooled together here all the Postmodern Carols he's created over the years. Da-da's apologies in advance for any incipient whammies that may occur -- a "whammy" being a song that embeds itself in your cranium, what SpongeBob calls an, "ear worm." Great. Da-da just quoted SpongeBob. Anyway... enjoy.

1. "Carol of the Smoked Meat" (Sung to, "Deck the Halls")
   
2. "Santa Calling" (Sung to, "London Calling")
   
3. "Noel Eructation" (Sung to, "A Christmas Song") 
   
4. "We Need a Little Business" (Sung to, "We Need a Little Christmas")
   
5. "Woke Up, It Was a Zombie Morning..." (Sung to, "Woke Up, It Was a Chelsea Morning")
   
6. "(Everyone Knows It's) Bat-Maaan" (Sung to, "Everyone Knows It's Windy")
   
7. "The SCHOO-OOOOL BU-UUUS..." (Sung to, "The LOVE BOAT")
   
8. "Binary in a Coal Mine" (Sung to, "Canary in a Coal Mine")
   
9. "I'm Too Fussy (Extended Fuss Mix)" (Sung to, "I'm Too Sexy")
   
10. "KETCHUP (People Who Eat)" (Sung to, "PEOPLE")
    
11. "Turn Around, MON-STER"(Sung to, "Total Eclipse of the Heart")
    
12. "UFO in the Backyard" (Sung to, "Mirror in the Bathroom")
    
13. "mY eDUCATION" (Sung to, "My Generation")
14. "Bad Mall Santa Da-da" (Sung to, "Sweet Home Alabama")
15. "The Time-Out" (Sung to, "Time Warp")
16. "WE ARE JANE CAMPION" (Sung to, "We Are the Champions")
17. "GET YER BUTT IN YER SEAT!" (Sung to, "Takin' It to the Streets")
18. "Sixteen Scandals" (Sung to, "Sixteen Candles")
19. "KEEP US IN LINE" (Sung to, "Sweet Caroline")
20. "YODA UNDERPANTS" (Sung to, "Safety Dance")
21. "LET IT GO" (Sung to, "Let It Snow")
22. That "INCOMPREHENSIBLE" Song of Parenthood (Sung to, "Unforgettable")