All the Pretty Postmodern Carols

All the pretty, postmodern... oh, forget it.

By popular demand, Da-da has tooled together all the postmodern carols he's created over the past few years. While some of those are Christmas carol parodies, the bulk of them are the far from any religious affiliation or affectation. (No, really.) Da-da's apologies in advance for any incipient whammies that may occur (a "whammy" being a song that embeds itself in your cranium, and that can only be extracted by several hours of non-stop Telemann, or equivalent classical musical mental sorbet.) Anyway... enjoy!

1. "Carol of the Smoked Meat"
   
2. "Santa Calling"
   
3. "Noel Eructation"
   
4. "We Need a Little Business"
   
5. "Woke Up, It Was a Zombie Morning..."
   
6. "(Everyone Knows It's) Bat-Maaan"
   
7. "The SCHOO-OOOOL BU-UUUS..."
   
8. "Binary in a Coal Mine"
   
9. "I'm Too Fussy (Extended Fuss Mix)"
   
10. "KETCHUP (People Who Eat)"
    
11. "Turn Around, MON-STER"
    
12. "UFO in the Backyard"
    
13. "mY eDUCATION"
14. "Bad Mall Santa Da-da"
15. "The Time-Out"
16. "WE ARE JANE CAMPION"
17. "GET YER BUTT IN YER SEAT!"